By Buffy Bolivar
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It couldn’t even last one day.
The Quinton School for Young Superheroes, which was
reopened by the Muskrat yesterday, blew up on its first day of the new
semester. According to eyewitnesses in
Carterson, Pop Man attacked the campus with explosive beach balls, one of his
new explosive devices. But the Muskrat,
his staff, and his students were able to subdue Pop Man with relative ease.
Reached for comment, the Muskrat only replied with “No
comment,” but did later confirm that all of the students and staff were safe.
Professor Stratosphere was the only staff member to
comment on the attack. “We should expect
this each and every day, honestly,” he said through his filtered globe
helmet. “That’s why I’ve built these
buildings out of nanites. They’ll
automatically rebuild themselves after being destroyed, so we should be back to
normal in a few days.
“Well, what passes for ‘normal’ around here anyway.”
Pop Man was handed over to Britain’s MI-666 so he could be
returned to Broadspire Prison outside of London, where he escaped from a month
ago.
