By Falco Rockbert
Intrepid reporter, Michelle Meyers, was saved, yet again,
from the Master of Disaster while investigating a story in the Warehouse
District. This was the third time Meyers
has been saved by Adonis this month.
The Master of Disaster was purportedly stealing ATOM Lab
technology when he and his crew spotted Meyers snooping around the area. She was captured by the MoD and tied up over
a trash compactor, seemingly about to fall to her death. Naturally, Adonis swooped in to save her at
the last minute and took care of the MoD and his crew. No one could offer an explanation why no one
shot Meyers with their guns when they found her.
Adonis and Meyers waited for the police to show up. “I think Ms. Meyers has had enough excitement
for one day,” said Adonis as he flew away with the reporter in his arms. Meyers refused to comment.
This incident continues the long, storied history between
Adonis and Meyers. Getting into trouble,
only to be saved by New Romford’s Favorite Son, is a regular occurrence. So far, this marks the twenty-eighth save.