By Stan Hopewell
A 50-foot cat-like monster terrorized downtown New
Romford today, eating the majority of the Hamilton Hotel before being stopped
by Adonis.
Several eye witnesses and camera photos show a largely
formless creature, covered in fur with whiskers and pointed ears. Many residents described it as a “cat
monster” while fleeing the scene. “It
came out off a cargo ship at the docks,” said Jack Hannahan, a trucker who was
down at the docks. “I don’t know where
it came from, but the ship’s crew apparently didn’t know it was on their ship
when it broke loose.”
The origin of the creature was unknown. Monster Island is located in the Pacific
Ocean, not the Atlantic. The NRPD are
investigating the ship’s crew and logs very carefully to determine its origin
and if foul play was involved.
Once the creature left the ship, it moved across the
docks and jumped over I-99. It
apparently landed on a train which went north through downtown. The creature fell off around 8th
Avenue, disoriented according to witnesses.
Then, there was a gurgling sound emanating from the creature, and it ate
the Hamilton Hotel. Fortunately, the
building was empty due to remodeling.
After the creature devoured the hotel, Adonis swooped in,
punched the creature a few times in its face, tied its whiskers in a bow, and
flew it out of the city to an unknown destination. “It’s somewhere safe,” Adonis said. “I don’t know where it came from, but the
police have it handled.”
