By Falco Rockbert
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| File photo of Adonis saving Meyers. |
Michelle Meyers was taken hostage by the supervillain
Keymaster last night and was rescued, yet again, by Adonis.
Details of the incident are still sketchy, but Meyers,
reporter for the New Romford Sentinel, was at her desk writing a story on a
white collar crime ring in the Gramercy Tower.
The story alleges several high level bankers and hedge fund managers
were embezzling money and funneling it to various supervillian
organizations. Keymaster, using his
mastery of keys, snuck into the Sentinel’s offices and abducted Meyers.
Keymaster took Meyers to the top of Gramercy Tower, 14
blocks away, and held her over the edge of the building. Despite having a sword and a pair of daggers
at his disposal, Keymaster dropped Meyers, allowing her to plummet towards the
ground.
Adonis saved her, of course, and quickly defeated
Keymaster with his laser vision. Why
Keymaster decided to dispose of Meyers by falling rather than by his blades
could not be determined, but Meyers was grateful for the save nonetheless. “I guess I just get caught by the dumb
supervillains,” she said. “Now I got a
story to write.”
Adonis would not comment on the matter. This marks his twenty-ninth save of Meyers.
