By Packie Williams
Supervillain Hellena was back in New Romford today,
jumping several miles in just a few jumps before being defeated by Titana at
Bayland Amusement Park.
Hellena, an alternate timeline version of the superhero
Titana, had apparently stolen something from ATOM Labs this morning. NRPD and ATOM Labs are keeping quiet as to
what the item was, but it was small enough to be carried by hand in a metal
container. After stealing the item,
Hellena proceeded to jump several stories into the air (as she cannot fly)
towards downtown. She landed first just
outside of PFHQ and then in the middle of the New Avenue and 4th
Avenue intersection, causing pile-ups in the dozens in every direction. Titana flew in from the north and knocked her
alternate self into the Bayland Amusement Park.
Witnesses reported that the two Amazonian princesses
talked for several minutes before they fought.
They destroyed several small game stands and the carousel before ending
up on the Ferris Wheel.
Hellena’s fighting style was erratic and very limber,
according to Diana Price. “She was doing
all these weird backflips and contortions.
She must have a super spine to do this stuff. And then her breasts flopped out of her
costume.”
“I don’t know what world she came from, but superwomen
need to support their girls like everyone else.”
Despite her wardrobe malfunction, Hellena proved
formidable for several minutes until Titana threw baseballs from a
bottle-knock-down game at her.
Eventually, she went down with a fastball to the face.
Titana waited for the NRPD to arrive and arrest
Hellena. She spoke with an office and
flew away with the container in hand.
Bayland Amusement Park closed for the rest of the day and
indefinitely until repairs can be made.
